I’ve just come across the following from a sporadic diary entry last year. I work in IT, and one of our users requested a new Nokia phone to replace her Blackberry. She shall remain nameless:

Just took ******** ***** her new Nokia.

“Ah, good, I really hate the Blackberry. I just don’t like it at all. It’s useless.”

“Oh, er, why?” I asked.

“Because when it’s switched off you can’t make phone calls.”

“!”

“And when it’s switched on it keeps getting emails.”

Me: “Ah. Yes. Hmm. I see. OK.”
(leaves office, shaking head)